Warning: Offensive to frogs

Well, I am absolutely sick of the French Bleedin’ Revolution. Every night all the TV channels are showing still more crap about it. BBC 1 has “Carry on Robespierre” or some such, BBC2 has “Four Pseuds Talk About Revolution”, ITV has The Revolution Game (“Hard luck, peasant, but you do get to keep your Revolution Game Golden Guillotine”) and Channel 4 has some grainy black and white frog film followed by the Tour De Fucking France.