Bored with TV

My uncle bought a video

And placed it in the living room

Its flashing 12:00



Gave testimony to his inability

To get the times to move with him.

He bought a new remote control

To set the video for him

But he couldn’t work out

How to insert the batteries.

Feeling discouraged

My uncle bought a microwave

Reasoning that even if the programmes were boring

At least he’d be able to eat them afterwards.

My uncle has a special remote control

To program the microwave for him

Now all he has to do

Is push a button marked “frozen pizza”

And remember to put in a tape

To record dinner while he is out.