“Have you got the Microsoft C 7 install disks?”
“They’re on my desk… I’ll find them for you.”
“I just thought I’d brush up my C a bit.”
“In that case I suggest you use Turbo C. There’s no point buggering your machine with C 7 just to do a bit of quick hacking.”
“But it’s industrial strength!”
“So’s bleach, but you don’t want to drink it.”