Conversation at work

Microsoft C version 7

“Have you got the Microsoft C 7 install disks?”

“They’re on my desk… I’ll find them for you.”

“I just thought I’d brush up my C a bit.”

“In that case I suggest you use Turbo C. There’s no point buggering your machine with C 7 just to do a bit of quick hacking.”

“But it’s industrial strength!”

“So’s bleach, but you don’t want to drink it.”