I vote we lock the governors of Arkansas and Kansas in a room, and we don’t let them out until they decide.

It’s either (a) “kan-zuss” and “ar-kan-zuss” or it’s (b) “ar-ken-saw” and “ken-saw”.

One or the other. I don’t care which, but it’s decision time.

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