Lip balm for the sick and twisted

I just went to OscoDrug and picked up some more antihistamine. It seems I’m allergic to maple pollen, amongst other things, which means New England isn’t a fun place to be right now.

Anyway, I saw a truly bizarre product. Slim Jim brand toilet lip gloss. That is, it’s lip gloss packaged in a plastic toilet. You run your fingers around the toilet bowl, then wipe the waxy stuff onto your lips.

As if that wasn’t bad enough, it’s beef and cheese flavor.