No, this is not from The Onion

Abercrombie Fitch have introduced thongs for ten year old girls. The designs feature the words “eye candy” in a small pink heart.

Their company spokesman said: “It’s not appropriate for a 7-year-old, but it is appropriate for a 10-year-old.” He explained that there are a lot of fashionable ten year old girls who are worried about visible panty lines when they wear their skin-tight pants.

Prediction for 2003: Tommy Hilfiger crotchless panties; GAP Kids introduces latex line.