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We went to Dan’s birthday thing. There was sushi. We bailed on the strip club because there didn’t seem to be an abundance of passenger space in vehicles, and there were other people keener to go.

I’ve not been to a strip club. I’ve met strippers, though. Maybe that has spoiled the mystique? Whatever the reason, my interest in strip clubs is mostly sociological. I’d much rather talk to the women about the job, how they feel about it, and so on, than watch them dance naked. In fact, ironically I’ve never seen a stripper in any state other than fully clothed.