29 July 2002

Corporate scandal checklist

Enron
Global Crossing
WorldCom
Xerox
Qwest

Who’s next? Google predicts Winstar and Broadwing.

Contributions to Republicans:
Worldcom: $4 million
Enron: $4 million
Andersen: $2.6 million
Qwest: $210,000

Let’s see who gets led away in handcuffs.

Today’s conspiracy theory: There are dozens more, but the government is making sure they only emerge one every couple of weeks, so as not to cause a 1929-style market panic and crash.

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