18 October 2002

I have your porn, L MACKAY!

Someone called L MACKAY has signed up to receive a mail order catalog of porn DVDs from a company in Gary, Indiana.

I know this because he signed up using our address.

Actual porn movie titles from the catalog

Octo-cock.

Loving Thick Women. (Because it’s not brains men go for?)

The Biggest Pussy In The World. (Tubcat?)

Unusual Objects. (Not, in fact, a documentary about the Roswell incident.)

Girls Who Cum Like Men. (Yes, but do they grunt, roll over and fall asleep?)

Internal Ooze.

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