Someone called L MACKAY has signed up to receive a mail order catalog of porn DVDs from a company in Gary, Indiana.
I know this because he signed up using our address.
Actual porn movie titles from the catalog
Loving Thick Women. (Because it’s not brains men go for?)
The Biggest Pussy In The World. (Tubcat?)
Unusual Objects. (Not, in fact, a documentary about the Roswell incident.)
Girls Who Cum Like Men. (Yes, but do they grunt, roll over and fall asleep?)