Coming soon to a movie theater near you:
Featuring:
- Danny DeVito, painted yellow, as Pac Man
- Rick Moranis, painted red, as “Blinky”, the shadow ghost
- Robin Williams, painted pink, as “Pinky”, the speedy ghost
- Alan Cumming, painted blue again, as “Inky”, the bashful ghost
- Warren Beatty, painted orange, as “Clyde” the pokey ghost
With special guest appearance by Jeanene Garofalo as Ms Pac-Man.
[OK, so I made up the cast list.]