Stuck in development, hopefully

Coming soon to a movie theater near you:

PAC-MAN: The Motion Picture.

Featuring:

• Danny DeVito, painted yellow, as Pac Man
• Rick Moranis, painted red, as “Blinky”, the shadow ghost
• Robin Williams, painted pink, as “Pinky”, the speedy ghost
• Alan Cumming, painted blue again, as “Inky”, the bashful ghost
• Warren Beatty, painted orange, as “Clyde” the pokey ghost

With special guest appearance by Jeanene Garofalo as Ms Pac-Man.

[OK, so I made up the cast list.]