Michael Jackson took his face mask off in court yesterday. Don’t look unless you have a strong stomach. I’m not kidding.
Not unrelated: a scary photo from Liza Minelli’s wedding.
I went to a presentation once about Borland C++ compilers. They had some guy from Borland’s office in California giving the presentation. I don’t remember anything about Borland C++, but I do remember staring in horror at the guy’s lip implants. I think he’d had other plastic surgery, as his face had that weird unnatural smoothness. He looked like some hideous freak, and I spent most of the presentation pondering why anyone would want to look like that.