Owl and Oar

s: “I’ve got to find a floppy drive and copy that stuff off that disk.”

m: “I was going to get you one of those USB keychain things, for carrying files between home and work.”

[Glances at store display.]

m: “Ack, Valentine’s Day. I’d forgotten about that thing. Maybe I should get you a USB keychain.”

s: “For Valentine’s Day?”

m: “Well, I could fill it with porn.”