The peace conspiracy

Last night on IRC, someone was ranting about how all the peace protests were actually just a front, and that they’d been organized by…

…the Communist Party.

I was told that peace protestors are all brainless dupes who have been fooled by Communist propaganda, and that the main source of propaganda in America is the Workers World Party. Apparently the WWP are the organizers of all the peace protest, and they’re doing it to support Saddam Hussein.

I responded in the only way that seemed appropriate: I said that terrorists were probably responsible for putting fluoride in our drinking water and corrupting our Purity Of Essence, and that I hoped everyone had their tinfoil hats on.