England – miscellaneous notes

The trouble with being a goth is, you can’t be a goth at a seaside resort like Bournemouth. It just looks silly. Trust me on this.

I notice stupidity is being imported from America. I saw a letter in The Guardian where the author, apparently serious, refered to himself as an “African-Briton”.

Speaking of which, when did The Guardian start carrying ads for phone sex lines and hot bi action?!