The wit and wisdom of Arnold Schwarzenegger

From the SF Chronicle:

“As much as when you see a blonde with great tits and a great ass, you say to yourself, Hey, she must be stupid or must have nothing else to offer, which maybe is the case many times. But then again there is the one that is as smart as her breasts look, great as her face looks, beautiful as her whole body looks gorgeous, you know, so people are shocked.”


“I saw this toilet bowl. How many times do you get away with this—to take a woman, grab her upside down, and bury her face in a toilet bowl? I wanted to have something floating there.”

“The thing is, you can do it, because in the end, I didn’t do it to a woman—she’s a machine! We could get away with it without being crucified by who-knows-what group.”

—Entertainment Weekly