I’m grateful to Dan for the comments about Yohoho! Puzzle Pirates and how they deal with rude words. I’d been wondering about that.
I’ve also been wondering how strong their policy is on double entendres, because facts be damned, anything involving pirates is pretty damn camp at this stage. All we’re lacking is a John Waters pirate movie. The YPP! crew must have had a Master Bates and Seaman Staines sign up as soon as they started beta testing.