28 August 2004

Those wacky Republicans

Here are some of the plots against the Republican party being planned by the evil liberal menace, according to Bernadette Malone, a columnist for the National Review and other right-wing publications:

  • Releasing swarms of mice to terrorize delegates.
  • Dressing up as RNC volunteers and giving false directions to old ladies.
  • Hiring prostitutes with AIDS to seduce Republican visitors and persuade them that they don’t need to use condoms.

I hope Crystal remembered to pack the mice.

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