End times

  • Red Sox win World Series. Twice.
  • Debian project releases ‘Sarge’.
  • Apple switches to x86. (Get your badge now!)
  • Microsoft switches to PowerPC for Xbox, picks Macs as development systems.
  • Deep Throat confesses.
  • Labour wins third UK General Election in a row.
  • Mathew learns to drive car, moves to Texas.

Coming soon:

  • Showers of frogs.
  • Duke Nukem Forever ships.
  • Pope dies, replaced by Dalai Lama.
  • Passport replaced by RFID embedded in hand.
  • George W. Bush admits mistake, apologizes.