End times

• Red Sox win World Series. Twice.
• Debian project releases ‘Sarge’.
• Apple switches to x86. (Get your badge now!)
• Microsoft switches to PowerPC for Xbox, picks Macs as development systems.
• Deep Throat confesses.
• Labour wins third UK General Election in a row.
• Mathew learns to drive car, moves to Texas.

Coming soon:

• Showers of frogs.
• Duke Nukem Forever ships.
• Pope dies, replaced by Dalai Lama.
• Passport replaced by RFID embedded in hand.
• George W. Bush admits mistake, apologizes.