End times

  • Red Sox win World Series. Twice.
    • Debian project releases ‘Sarge’.
    • Apple switches to x86. (Get your badge now!)
    • Microsoft switches to PowerPC for Xbox, picks Macs as development systems.
    • Deep Throat confesses.
    • Labour wins third UK General Election in a row.
    • Mathew learns to drive car, moves to Texas.

Coming soon:

  • Showers of frogs.
  • Duke Nukem Forever ships.
  • Pope dies, replaced by Dalai Lama.
  • Passport replaced by RFID embedded in hand.
  • George W. Bush admits mistake, apologizes.