End times
- Red Sox win World Series. Twice.
- Debian project releases ‘Sarge’.
- Apple switches to x86. (Get your badge now!)
- Microsoft switches to PowerPC for Xbox, picks Macs as development systems.
- Deep Throat confesses.
- Labour wins third UK General Election in a row.
- Mathew learns to drive car, moves to Texas.
Coming soon:
- Showers of frogs.
- Duke Nukem Forever ships.
- Pope dies, replaced by Dalai Lama.
- Passport replaced by RFID embedded in hand.
- George W. Bush admits mistake, apologizes.