It seems like forever since I last had a dream amusing enough to be worth writing about, but last night I had two.
The first was a confused mess, except for the good bit: Margaret Cho appeared in the dream, but she was reincarnated into the body of a guinea pig.
Which someone had shaved.
In the second dream, I had taken up playing the tuba to impress my friends. I managed to find a book of music which had DEVO hits scored for tuba, and just before I woke up I was trying to persuade someone of the genius of Mongoloid so he’d accompany me on the piano.