Quote of the week

He wanted to go to a motel in the Bronx where I would defecate on him, but I told him I was uncomfortable going to the Bronx.”

Gina Pane, professional dominatrix

Other choice quotes:

Among the evidence the prosecutor presented was the dominatrix’s own feces, which was tested in a lab.


I have an economics degree from Manhattanville,” [Pane] said.


“I suggested that we go into a woody area. He was very excited.”


Pane said she stopped being a dominatrix in January, following her arrest and the ensuing notoriety that made it difficult for her to get clients or pursue her main goal of working for a hedge fund.

Woody area. Hedge fund. Is this a new euphemism?