Ron Paul has a bionic Invisible Hand.
If the Treasury put Ron Paul on the Presidential dollar coins, the coins would turn into real gold.
Ron Paul could decisively win the War on Terror, but he believes it should be decided at state level, so he doesn’t.
When Ron Paul files his tax return, he leaves it blank and attaches a picture of himself. He has never had to pay taxes.
If Ron Paul had been on the 6th Floor of the Texas Book Depository, they wouldn’t have needed two other gunmen.
Ron Paul wears an athletic support because his balls are backed by pure gold.