3 January 2008

More Ron Paul facts

Ron Paul will make the IRS deductible.

When Ron Paul tables a motion, it stays tabled.

Ron Paul’s farts can defeat any filibuster.

Ron Paul will disband NATO and defend America in hand-to-hand combat.

Ron Paul doesn’t believe in separation of church and state, because god is always asking him for advice.

As a gynecologist, Ron Paul learned how to make aborted fetuses spontaneously gestate in his bare hands.

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