Ron Paul will make the IRS deductible.
When Ron Paul tables a motion, it stays tabled.
Ron Paul’s farts can defeat any filibuster.
Ron Paul will disband NATO and defend America in hand-to-hand combat.
Ron Paul doesn’t believe in separation of church and state, because god is always asking him for advice.
As a gynecologist, Ron Paul learned how to make aborted fetuses spontaneously gestate in his bare hands.