Idle thoughts at IHOP

It’s quiet this morning. I wondered if a game was on, but apparently it’s not football season. Perhaps people are at church and we’re just up earlier than usual?

I have no idea when churches normally finish Sunday service in the USA. I’m told it depends on the church. This seems wrong. If there’s a British Standard for making a cup of tea, there ought to be an ANSI standard for going to church.