Jul 16

“And I regret some of the recent behavior Russia that has exhibited, and I’ll be glad to talk about that later on including reduction in oil supplies to Czechoslovakia after they agreed with us on a missile defense system, etcetera.” — John McCain, 2008-07-15.

Still, he’s learning to use The Interwebs. Right now if he needs to see a web site or e-mail he has his staff show it to him, because he can’t operate a web browser. Oh well, at least he knows what a telephone is, judging from the photo.

So, we could go from a President who knows how to use a computer but doesn’t read, to one who knows how to read but can’t use a computer.

Jul 12

Chester the parakeet has been molting for several weeks now. Shortly after he started, I decided to collect the feathers. A pillow is out of the question, but I think I want to put them on a black background and photograph them. It’s quite amazing how many feathers a small bird can shed; at the worst point, about 20 per day.

Molting is a tough time for birds, and the process has made him itchy and cranky. He basically wants to be left in his cage, and has even pecked at my hand when I’ve taken him out. I’m a bit conflicted–since he wants to be left alone, maybe I should do that, but everything I read tells me that parakeets need out-of-cage time every day.

It might help if he was interesting in bathing. Yes, budgerigars are desert birds, but would it kill him to take a bath at least once a week? Mind you, today I misted him from a squirt bottle and he actually seemed to be into it for a while, or at least he didn’t climb the walls to get away from the water like he used to.

Jul 11

A friend from New Zealand celebrated her first 4th of July as a new US Citizen by throwing a big "white trash" themed 4th of July barbecue. Having completed 10 years of US residence in January, I’d been considering throwing a red, white and blue stars-and-stripes overkill party, but events had conspired against it. So when the invite to the barbecue arrived, we said "Hell yeah!" Continue reading »

Jul 07

Got a phone call a while back from a company claiming I had won a contest with a prize of an SUV or a cruise. Since that’s not the kind of thing I’d want to win, I was immediately suspicious. The fact that they had fake caller ID info didn’t help. I told them I was pretty certain I hadn’t entered any such contest, and if they thought otherwise they could send me some info in the mail.

They called back a few minutes later, and someone claiming to be the manager of the previous caller tried to engage me in conversation again. I repeated, more firmly, that I wasn’t going to talk to a company with fake caller ID information trying to interest me in collecting the prize from a contest I hadn’t entered. I also pointed out that we’re on the do not call list (both the national one and the Texas one), so they were calling illegally.

They called back a third time after I hung up. I recognized the fake caller ID and ignored it.

Today I got a "letter" designed to look like a couple of boarding passes plus a prize notification about my SUV and/or cruise. It claims to be from "AVC Travel". A little Google research shows that AVC Travel = Awards Verification Center = a timeshare company. Google Awards Verification Center and you’ll find plenty of information. They have hundreds of BBB complaints lodged about them, and the BBB’s articles about the company warn against doing business with them.

Their addresses include 2400 W Pioneer Pkwy in Arlington TX, and 1221 River Bend in Dallas TX. They’ve also operated offices out of San Antonio in the past. They’ve been running the same business for years. They used to send dubious looking postcards, but these new mailings are much slicker and more convincing. It surprises me that they can get away with outright lying that the reader has won a prize worth "a minimum of $1,295", simply by adding the weasel words "Certain restrictions apply" in small print at the bottom of the letter.

While I don’t normally write up every scam attempt that hits my mailbox–who has the time?–these guys are so sleazy and so aggressive on the phone that I think their antics deserve some more Google visibility.

Note that there is another company called America’s Vacation Center, who also go by the initials AVC. I imagine they’re not too pleased that crooks are now using their name.

Jul 02

The UK recently held an election for Mayor of London. Boris Johnson, a Tory crackpot, got elected. Or did he?

The election was counted electronically. It turns out that monitoring screens mostly showed meaningless data, most observers were unable to observe the votes being counted, the company set up to run the election says the machines were probably counting blank ballots, and nobody has been allowed to audit the software.

But hey, it only cost £4.5 million to get a bunch of numbers that might as well have been made up by some guy in a room somewhere.

Jul 01

Boing Boing went back and quietly deleted everything they had ever posted about Violet Blue, a sex columnist who has written for WIRED, the SF Chronicle web site, and other places. At some point, somebody noticed.

Various people got irate. Violet Blue said she had no idea why all the posts were removed.

Boing Boing initially tried to ride out the storm by ignoring it, but eventually too many people wrote about it. So today, they posted a response. It states that they decided to delete the posts silently in order to avoid giving unnecessary attention to some mysterious drama that went on between Violet Blue and Boing Boing:

Violet behaved in a way that made us reconsider whether we wanted to lend her any credibility or associate with her. [...] We hope you’ll respect our choice to keep the reasons behind this private. We do understand the confusion this caused for some, especially since we fight hard for openness and transparency. We were trying to do the right thing quietly and respectfully, without embarrassing the parties involved.

Let’s skate over the faintly preposterous idea that a link from Boing Boing lends someone credibility. If they’re willing to link to the Time Cube guy, I’m pretty sure that lending credibility is not really the concern.

So, it’s about association. Violet Blue presumably did something to annoy someone at Boing Boing enough that they’d consider deleting everything about her. They say they’re trying not to embarrass the parties involved. I’m guessing they’re not referring to Violet Blue as the person whose feelings they are trying to spare. So the obvious question is, what was the alleged crime committed by Violet Blue, and against whom?

I’ve seen a number of hypotheses. I have no knowledge which is correct, if any.

  • Did advertisers asked Boing Boing to remove the links? That seems pretty unlikely, given that there’s still plenty of stuff being posted that could use a unicorn chaser.
  • Did a Violet Blue article about Amanda Congdon, drawing attention to her side jobs, get that woman fired? Supposedly Amanda Congdon is a close friend of people at Boing Boing. (I say “supposedly” because I don’t know any of these people, I’m just repeating some speculation I found.) Would Boing Boing take their ball home and cause drama because someone wrote something true but inconvenient about a friend?
  • Do they object to Violet Blue’s attempt to apply for a US PTO trademark on her name, or her lawsuit against a porn star who was using the same name?I don’t know, but I’ve a hunch the gossip isn’t going to cease until Boing Boing come clean and tell everyone why they did what they did.

Oh, sure, nothing Violet Blue wrote was deleted; just links to her stuff. It’s hardly censorship if Boing Boing don’t want to link to her, that’s their decision and I’m not complaining about it. What I find interesting–amusing, even–is the incredibly inept way the whole thing has been handled.

When you run a web site that regularly criticizes government and corporate media when they attempt to quietly unpublish or modify things, it might occur to you that if you do the same thing yourself, it will be controversial, or at least liable to incite comment and speculation.

Still, a quick post saying (to pick a hypothetical cause) "Violet Blue said mean things about Xeni Jardin, so we’re removing all links to her," and everyone would have probably skipped on to the next article about open source papercraft models of Disney World. But instead, Boing Boing decided to do the deletions on the sly, and then when that blew up they had a moderator post about mysterious conflicts that nobody is allowed to know about. The deletion is perhaps understandable, but the vague followup comment is like spraying the web site with ddrama llama pheromones.

It’s something I learned a long time ago, on a bulletin board system far far away: on a multi-author system, never delete something silently and invisibly. You’ll get more than enough drama if you annotate the deletion and provide the reason. If the reason isn’t something you want to state, you probably shouldn’t be doing the deletion.

It’s not that deleting one’s own links and comments is objectionable; everyone does that, when the comment is no longer relevant ("I’m going to be in Florida next week") or the link is broken. What makes it smell wrong in this case is that it was the deletion of all links and comments about a particular person, based not on content decisions, but on some apparent personal slight or misbehavior on that person’s part. That’s not site maintenance, that’s moderation, perhaps even spite.

As one comment on Boing Boing eloquently put it:

If Violet Blue did something so reprehensible that you think she should be publicly condemned, do so. If not, ignore it.

The thread of comments naturally has a great deal of spuriosity too, with gems of argumentation like:

“I don’t care, so you’re an idiot to be talking about it.”

“You’ve never registered to post comments before, therefore I can dismiss what you are saying.”

“It all happened a year ago, so it’s too late to talk about it now.”

“You know who else unpublished things? Stalin, that’s who.”

“Oh my god, you’re saying this is literally a Stalinist purge? You lack perspective, and can therefore be ignored.”

“Too many people have mentioned George Orwell, so I refuse to read any more clichéd whining. I’m going back to my copy of Little Brother.”

“There aren’t any rules for blogging, so they can do what they like.”

And of course, the perennial favorite:

“It’s not censorship because the government isn’t doing it.”

There, I just saved you 20 minutes.

Jul 01

There’s a story in the news about a woman who dropped dead in the waiting room of a hospital. She slid off the chair and ended up face down in the corner of the room. Nobody else in the room did anything. It was 45 minutes until another patient drew attention to the corpse. There’s video.

Maybe I’m fooling myself, but I’d like to think I’d have at least called out "Hey, you in the corner, face down on the floor, are you OK?"  And maybe if there hadn’t been a response I’d have, oh, perhaps got off my ass for a couple of minutes and found someone appropriate to inform about the situation.

Then again, it was the psych ward. Maybe things work differently there.

Jul 01

In case you missed it:

Congress just passed a new law that will stop your capital — or at least a good portion of it — at the border, should you decide not to be a U.S. citizen anymore. Is it, perhaps, in preparation for the possibility that Americans might rebel at the debt and taxes incurred by their government by leaving for lower-tax locales?

You probably didn’t notice this little provision inserted into the Heroes Act of 2008, passed by Congress on June 17. The headlines in the press release about the law were about the increased benefits for veterans and families of deceased military.

But Richard Kohan of Price WaterhouseCoopers drew my attention to one section of the act, which states that anyone voluntarily giving up his or her citizenship will be taxed on all of his assets as if he or she had sold them — paying capital gains on assets that have increased in value, even though they have not been sold.

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Remember that US citizens have to continue to file and pay US taxes, even if they don’t live in the US.

This really has me wondering about the benefits of citizenship.