Palin & McCain: similarities and differences

Sarah Palin can “just put down the BlackBerry and pick up the breast pump”.

• John McCain invented the BlackBerry.

• Sarah Palin describes herself as a pit bull with lipstick.

• John McCain described his wife as plastering on the makeup like a trollop.

• John McCain has always been very concerned about ‘pork barrel’ spending.

• Sarah Palin has always been very concerned about obtaining ‘pork barrel’ funds.

• Sarah Palin tried to sell the Alaskan state government’s jet plane at fire sale prices on eBay.

• John McCain’s jet plane set fire to the USS Forrestal.

• Sarah Palin has a disabled son.

• John McCain collected a disability pension as well as his $165,000 a year senate salary.

• Sarah Palin is the youngest governor of Alaska.

• John McCain is older than Alaska.