If there is anything else that I can do for you, which is required by law, don’t hesitate to call my office. If it isn’t required by law then don’t bother asking, because I think that you’re a worthless piece of s**t and I wouldn’t p**s on you if you were on fire (my opinion). You’re a poor, lonely, jealous, old man with aspirations of being a writer. You write your lies and uneducated opinions on people and issues from behind the safety of your slobber stained keyboard with the hope that somebody will read them that doesn’t know you and believe that you’re more than the pitiful, broke-down, lizard-looking thing that you are, in my opinion. Get a life old man. On second thought, don’t bother.
I do have a question for you. Do you have family and if so do they even like you?
—Mayor Jim Kalb of Portsmouth, Ohio.
Asked if he regretted his language, Kalb replied: “I regret that he made it public. That was between him and me. It’s a bit harsh, but it was between him and me.”