27 August 2011

Texas weather

It’s so dry, even the bamboo is dying.

I saw clouds overhead the other day, and wondered why nobody was seeding them to get rain.

Then I remembered Rick Perry’s praying for rain.

Then I thought: Why not combine the two? Take Rick Perry up in a plane and throw him out, and have him pray on the way down.

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