3 April 2014

Apparently the coffee hasn’t kicked in yet

IM chat just now:

Scott: When are they installing the solar system?

mathew: What?

Scott: You still putting solar panels on your house?

mathew: Oh, right. I was thinking cosmos.

Scott: that is funny

mathew: Like, that was installed tens of millions of years ago when the sun cooled.

Scott: imagine all the permits that would be needed now

mathew: “I’m sorry, you can’t build rings around Saturn, they’re not in keeping with the neighboring planets.”

Scott: and too much radiation from that sun thing

mathew: “Yeah, you’re gonna need to clear away some of those moons, or the HOA will be onto you.”

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