10 May 2015

Free Apple watch

Free Apple Watch

This special free Apple Watch provides all of the revolutionary new functionality of the real thing, but has much better battery life.

Instructions:

  1. Click and open image.
  2. Print out file on 8½×11 paper.
  3. Cut out watch carefully with scissors.
  4. Use tape or glue to secure band to wrist.

How to use:

  1. Pretend watch has vibrated.
  2. Look at watch.
  3. Smile smugly.
  4. Take out iPhone and look at it for the rest of the information.
  5. Throw watch away and buy a new one next year.

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