Me ol’ bamboo

This morning I was digging bamboo. Not in the “Oh wow, bamboo is so groovy” sense, but in the sense of bending the tines of a garden fork trying to dig the damn stuff out of the ground.

To hell with everything about bamboo. It doesn’t even taste good. I don’t need bits of stick in my curry, even if it’s authentic.

You can hire goats to cut your lawn, is there somewhere I can hire a bunch of pandas?

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