Explaining Brexit

Since I’ve had several American friends ask me what the deal is with Brexit, here’s my writeup. Please note in advance that percentages from polls aren’t exact, because they’ve varied up and down over the months of drama; and of course, who knows how accurate the polls even are these days? My aim is to describe why the overall problem is going on and on, not to indicate whether this or that political party has 34.

Thoughts about the Apple Card

I was invited to apply for the Apple Card early, so I’ve had time to experience the entire cycle through to paying the first month’s bill. Here are my thoughts. The approval process is amazingly swift and easy, because Apple already have your details from your Apple account (iTunes, app store). You apply right from the Apple Wallet app, and get an answer instantly. The cash back and interest rates are nothing special.

I like big buttes and I cannot lie

When I first moved to Austin, Texas, I expected Texas to be like in “True Stories” — flat, desert, cactus and tumbleweeds. It was a big surprise to find out that central Texas was lush and green and full of trees. It does turn brown during summer, but once the fall rains start everything springs back to life. We recently traveled to Marfa and surrounding towns for some vacation time, so I’m able to report that if you travel to west Texas, you’ll see the Texas you might be familiar with from the media.

Star's End

During the 1970s, the world of modern classical music managed to break in to the mainstream. In the US, Steve Reich, Philip Glass, Terry Riley and other avant garde composers started to be able to fill venues, and they came to have a heavy influence on the electronic music of the late 1980s and early 1990s, from The Orb and Orbital to Colourbox and Aphex Twin. The UK also had a number of classical composers who were briefly mainstream in the 70s.

Reflections on Brexit

Some time last year I was reading Kleinzeit, a surreal metaphysical novel by Russell Hoban. At some point the character is taking the Underground across London: On a film poster a famous prime minister, shown as a youthful army officer, pistol in hand, glared about him, said in handwriting, I must kill someone, even British workers will do. KILL WOG SHIT, answered the wall. The novel was written in 1974.

Spring cleaning

One of the crazier things mankind does is ship large quantities of water around the planet, to places that already have water. The most egregious example you’re probably familiar with is Fiji Water, one of America’s most popular brands. Every year, they buy over 130 million liters of water from the government of Fiji. (For around a decade, that was a military junta, but the company didn’t let that spoil business.

Insinkeration

The holiday weekend detector in the InSinkErator® disposal unit triggered, and as I went to rinse some dishes on Friday I found myself standing in water. I’ve done a little light home plumbing here and there — replaced a shower head, fixed a toilet — but with a long weekend imminent, this was clearly a job for a professional. Clarke Kent Plumbing were able to visit inside an hour — presumably what with journalism being on the decline, the Daily Planet just don’t keep him busy any more.

It Was Twenty Years Ago Today

Yesterday was our 20th wedding anniversary. One the one hand, it’s incredible. About half of first marriages don’t last 20 years, so the odds aren’t good on average. But on the other hand, we’re not average. We didn’t rush into getting married. In fact, we had to overcome major geographical, legal and financial hurdles to even get to a point where we could consider getting married. I wonder how the stats go for people who have to really put effort in?

Pizza or zap?

A few months ago we were in a pizza restaurant. Pop music was playing moderately loudly, and at a nearby table a family was tucking in to pizza. I noticed that their child had a slice of pizza, but also a tablet he was using to watch cartoons. I’m no expert on child rearing, but I think that the combination of parental interaction and pizza should probably be sufficient excitement for most kids, without having to add pop music and cartoons.

Cobblers

To quote Robert Burton (1577—1640): Him that makes shoes goes barefoot himself. This is known nowadays as the no-self buffs trope: Strangely often, the magician, witch, wizard, cleric, Evil Sorcerer, Mad Scientist, support class, etc. have the ability to bestow strange and amazing transformations, alterations, powers and enhancements on other people, for whichever reason, but are unable to use this ability to directly benefit themselves. In my case, the fact that I spend my days dealing with databases, web pages, style sheets, JavaScript and the like, left me highly unmotivated to spend my off-work hours dealing with the same things.