There’s no root of all evil these days. You’re supposed to create an EvilContextFactory to obtain an initial EvilContext, use that to get an EvilEnumeration, and then iterate through the EvilBindings in a thread-safe manner.
Tag Archives: bizarre
Trigger warning
Memorial haiku
Mollie Sugden dead
Mrs Slocombe is no more
Now her pussy weeps
The ten smallest cardinal numbers
- 6
- 4
- 1
- 7
- 8
- 2
- 3
- 5
- 9
- 0
© cracked.com 2009
Thought for the day
What do you put mothballs in, if you don’t plan to use them for a while?
Con
We bought this stuff:
But it’s exactly the same size as ordinary rice.
These things occur to me
What do you put mothballs in, if you don’t plan on using them for quite a while?
A little logic is a dangerous thing
On September 20th, an unnamed woman was raped at gunpoint by four men.
A judge in Philadelphia has ruled that since the woman was a prostitute, it wasn’t gang rape—just “theft of services”.
Full of sound and fury, signifying great savings
Proposal:
Instead of giving hurricanes and tropical storms the same boring names time and time again, we should sell naming rights to the highest bidder. Tropical Storm Scion xA! Hurricane X-treme Cheddar Doritos!
Weather maps could show the corporate logo in the middle of the storm.
And here’s the best bit: money raised could go towards relief efforts.
You may think corporations wouldn’t want to be associated with life-destroying disasters, but we’ve already seen the Chevrolet Avalanche and Oldsmobile Tornado, no doubt soon to be followed by the Mitsubishi Tsunami, the Toyota HSN1, and the Ford Wildfire.
Asininity for all
What would you get if some neocons decided to create comic books to tell the truth about the liberal menace? You’d get something like this:
Extract from Liberality For All.
I’d like to think that the authors are actually writing it as a sophisticated parody of the right wing mindset, taking the lunacy heard on Fox News and imagining if it were true, and selling it to a gullible conservative audience. But I strongly suspect they’re serious.
They probably don’t see the hilariousness of casting G. Gordon Liddy and Oliver North as super heroes either.
But you’ve gotta admit, that’s some damn fine crayon work.