May 04
When spilt down your leg, tarka dal makes it look like you’ve been nursing a baby with explosive diarrhea. This can be embarrassing when walking through the food court.
Mar 26
Met Mark for lunch, gave him the CDs I’d burnt. He bought me curry in return. Then I dashed back to the office, ironically to attend a mandatory diversity awareness meeting.
Oct 26
Got hiccups yesterday after some particularly satisfying curry at lunch. Normally I don’t get that problem from curry, but occasionally if I wolf it down too quickly…
The hiccups continued for the rest of the day. When I went to bed, they stopped. When I got up this morning and sat up to get out of bed, they started again.
I just got rid of them. The cure that finally worked was suggested by someone on IRC: hold nostrils firmly closed, take deep breath, drink entire glass of water.
Almost time for more curry!