Live from Austin!

Mollie Sugden dead
Mrs Slocombe is no more
Now her pussy weeps

Gary Gygax dead;
fetch 5,000 gold pieces
and scroll of raise dead.

Cherry blossoms fall
Snot bubbles out of my nose
Allergy season

Sentiment: sorrow
SF savant Stanisław
so sadly silent

Rosa Parks is dead
No need to sit at the back
of Charon’s grim boat

Jacques Derrida dead
Soon many worms will practice
His deconstruction

Linda Lovelace dead
The famous star of Deep Throat
finally bites it

In memoriam: Gordon Matthews, inventor of voicemail.

Gordon Matthews dead
Press one to express sorrow
Press two to hang up

alphanumeric
in my pocket, it vibrates
another message