Memorial haiku

Posted on 2 July 2009 by meta

Mollie Sugden dead
Mrs Slocombe is no more
Now her pussy weeps

Posted on 4 March 2008 by meta

Gary Gygax dead;
fetch 5,000 gold pieces
and scroll of raise dead.

Seasonal Haiku

Posted on 18 March 2007 by meta

Cherry blossoms fall
Snot bubbles out of my nose
Allergy season

Posted on 27 March 2006 by meta

Sentiment: sorrow
SF savant Stanisław
so sadly silent

Posted on 25 October 2005 by meta

Rosa Parks is dead
No need to sit at the back
of Charon’s grim boat

Posted on 9 October 2004 by meta

Jacques Derrida dead
Soon many worms will practice
His deconstruction

Posted on 23 April 2002 by meta

Linda Lovelace dead
The famous star of Deep Throat
finally bites it

Posted on 26 February 2002 by meta

In memoriam: Gordon Matthews, inventor of voicemail.

Gordon Matthews dead
Press one to express sorrow
Press two to hang up

Posted on 31 December 1999 by meta

alphanumeric
in my pocket, it vibrates
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