Oct 07
Inspired by an awesome FARK thread:
Sep 19
- Sarah Palin can "just put down the BlackBerry and pick up the breast pump".
- John McCain invented the BlackBerry.
- Sarah Palin describes herself as a pit bull with lipstick.
- John McCain described his wife as plastering on the makeup like a trollop.
- John McCain has always been very concerned about ‘pork barrel’ spending.
- Sarah Palin has always been very concerned about obtaining ‘pork barrel’ funds.
- Sarah Palin tried to sell the Alaskan state government’s jet plane at fire sale prices on eBay.
- John McCain’s jet plane set fire to the USS Forrestal.
- Sarah Palin has a disabled son.
- John McCain collected a disability pension as well as his $165,000 a year senate salary.
- Sarah Palin is the youngest governor of Alaska.
- John McCain is older than Alaska.