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"The notion of a rigid separation between church and state has no basis in either the text of the Constitution or the writings of our Founding Fathers." — Ron Paul.

"The goal of the Constitution Party is to restore American jurisprudence to its Biblical foundations and to limit the federal government to its Constitutional boundaries. [...] The U.S. Constitution established a Republic rooted in Biblical law, administered by representatives who are Constitutionally elected by the citizens." — "Constitution" Party platform.

Ron Paul will make the IRS deductible.

When Ron Paul tables a motion, it stays tabled.

Ron Paul’s farts can defeat any filibuster.

Ron Paul will disband NATO and defend America in hand-to-hand combat.

Ron Paul doesn’t believe in separation of church and state, because god is always asking him for advice.

As a gynecologist, Ron Paul learned how to make aborted fetuses spontaneously gestate in his bare hands.

Ron Paul has a bionic Invisible Hand.

If the Treasury put Ron Paul on the Presidential dollar coins, the coins would turn into real gold.

Ron Paul could decisively win the War on Terror, but he believes it should be decided at state level, so he doesn’t.

When Ron Paul files his tax return, he leaves it blank and attaches a picture of himself. He has never had to pay taxes.

If Ron Paul had been on the 6th Floor of the Texas Book Depository, they wouldn’t have needed two other gunmen.

Ron Paul wears an athletic support because his balls are backed by pure gold.

Quote:

The notion of a rigid separation between church and state has no basis in either the text of the Constitution or the writings of our Founding Fathers. On the contrary, our Founders’ political views were strongly informed by their religious beliefs. Certainly the drafters of the Declaration of Independence and the Constitution, both replete with references to God, would be aghast at the federal government’s hostility to religion. The establishment clause of the First Amendment was simply intended to forbid the creation of an official state church like the Church of England, not to drive religion out of public life.

The Founding Fathers envisioned a robustly Christian yet religiously tolerant America, with churches serving as vital institutions that would eclipse the state in importance.

—Ron Paul, 2003

Well, now I feel better about the fact that he’s going to lose.