Live from Austin!

Can you get Cyrillic alphabetti spaghetti?

Last time I shopped at Peapod, I did a search for everything described as “vegetarian”. It turned out that they had vegetarian alphabet soup. I couldn’t resist buying a can.

I just ate it. It’s a long time since I’ve eaten anything orthographic. I think I want some alphabetti spaghetti now.

No secret messages floated to the top.

Tired with spaghetti letters? Tired with fridge magnets? Try

MAGNETTI SPAGHETTI

A unique blend of pasta and iron filings in a tangy tomato sauce, with a million household uses. Place chopped spaghetti in your soup for a nourishing meal that indicates north! Then use the strands to draw pictures on the refrigerator door! Label them with Magnetti Spaghetti letters! Use our lasagne sheets as cheap bulk floppy disk erasers!

Magnetti Spaghetti—a single portion provides 100% of an adults recommended daily intake of iron and flux lines. Available from local supermarkets, early learning centres and Radio Shack stores.