Baloney

Who is this person named Tony Baloney? Why is his facial expression so stony? Is he really a cop, or is he a phony? Does he ride a police horse, or is it a pony? Who is this person named Tony Baloney? What do we know about Tony Baloney? He’s not all that fat, but he’s not all that bony. Is his TV a Samsung, or maybe a Sony? Does he like a plain hot dog, or favor a Coney?