I’m probably the last person to start playing The Sims, but…

I created a Sim Ryan last night, and built him a small one-bedroom apartment with cheap furniture, a computer and a TV. As soon as the neighbors came around to say hi, he latched onto Bella Goth and started chatting her up like crazy, much to her husband Mortimer’s annoyance. After Mortimer stomped off in a huff, it was all going well for SimRyan… until he tried to cook a romantic meal for two, and set fire to the kitchen.