If you’ve ever wondered who the unluckiest person in the world is, I think I’ve found him. His name is Abdul Rahim.
In January 2000, he was arrested in Afghanistan by the Taliban. They tortured him. They burned him with cigarettes, smashed his hand, deprived him of sleep, submitted him to water torture, and hanged him from the ceiling. Eventually he “confessed” to being a spy for the United States.
I know it’s churlish of me to keep harping on about this, but:
…investigators have found no support for the two main fears expressed in London and Washington before the war: that Iraq had a hidden arsenal of old weapons and built advanced programs for new ones. In public statements and unauthorized interviews, investigators said they have discovered no work on former germ-warfare agents such as anthrax bacteria, and no work on a new designer pathogen—combining pox virus and snake venom—that led U.
Wow, they arrested WorldCom’s executives. I guess $4m doesn’t buy you much protection these days. If only they’d thought to make Dick Cheney a board member.