End times

Red Sox win World Series. Twice. Debian project releases ‘Sarge’. Apple switches to x86. (Get your badge now!) Microsoft switches to PowerPC for Xbox, picks Macs as development systems. Deep Throat confesses. Labour wins third UK General Election in a row. Mathew learns to drive car, moves to Texas. Coming soon: Showers of frogs. Duke Nukem Forever ships. Pope dies, replaced by Dalai Lama. Passport replaced by RFID embedded in hand.