Security woes at work

I got flagged for having failed an automated security scan at work. I explained that the scanner program was wrong, and that I was running anti-virus software. The next month I got flagged again, explained again. This time they said the problem was that I wasn’t running the exact version on the internal download site. I said yes, of course I wasn’t. The version on the download site was over three years old, and caused Windows 2000 instability resulting in BSODs.