With friends like these…

Apparently there’s a manufacturer of medical devices called C.R. Bard, Inc. Apparently they are very upset about the fact that people have been using their BARDEX trademark when writing enema fetish stories. I say ‘apparently’ because enemas aren’t my bag, baby, and I had never heard of BARDEX before; sorry for any disappointment this revelation may cause. Anyhow, C.R. Bard have hired a crack team of corporate lawyers to sniff out all the enema fetish web sites on the Internet, and write them threatening cease and desist letters if any of their stories involve BARDEX equipment.