OMG! Jews!

While some people see Jews everywhere–controlling the media, running international banking, spreading Communism and corrupting our precious bodily fluids–I have the opposite problem: I suffer from Jew blindness. It happens time and time again: “Do you want to sign this Hannukkah card?” “Sure… Wait, Bill is Jewish?!” “Um… Yeah. Duh.” Or another time: “Wait, he speaks Hebrew?” “Well, yes, obviously.” “That’s kinda unusual isn’t it?” “Not necessarily…” “Oh, wait, I get it…”