I have your porn, L MACKAY!

Someone called L MACKAY has signed up to receive a mail order catalog of porn DVDs from a company in Gary, Indiana. I know this because he signed up using our address. Actual porn movie titles from the catalog Octo-cock. Loving Thick Women. (Because it’s not brains men go for?) The Biggest Pussy In The World. (Tubcat?) Unusual Objects. (Not, in fact, a documentary about the Roswell incident.) Girls Who Cum Like Men.