Home improvement for the terminally lazy

I’ve been laughing at some online galleries of photos by home inspectors. (Volume 1, Volume 2.) The wrench foundation is basically what was under our house, but with wooden shims instead of a wrench, and concrete instead of metal for the pillar. The one that made me laugh hardest was the air circulation masterpiece. Anyhow…there’s a saying that hard work pays off tomorrow, but laziness pays off immediately. Well, sometimes laziness pays off tomorrow as well, especially when it comes to gardening.