“As harsh as this sounds – your dead kids don’t trump my Constitutional rights.” — Joe “The Plumber” Wurzelbacher winning hearts and minds
“I believe in an America where millions of Americans believe in an America that’s the America millions of Americans believe in. That’s the America I love.” — Mitt Romney. “I think all right-thinking people in this country are sick and tired of being told that ordinary, decent people are fed up in this country with being sick and tired. I’m certainly not! And I’m sick and tired of being told that I am.
If there is anything else that I can do for you, which is required by law, don’t hesitate to call my office. If it isn’t required by law then don’t bother asking, because I think that you’re a worthless piece of s**t and I wouldn’t p**s on you if you were on fire (my opinion). You’re a poor, lonely, jealous, old man with aspirations of being a writer. You write your lies and uneducated opinions on people and issues from behind the safety of your slobber stained keyboard with the hope that somebody will read them that doesn’t know you and believe that you’re more than the pitiful, broke-down, lizard-looking thing that you are, in my opinion.
Texan straight talk: Let’s face it, we’re not changing the world. We’re building a product that helps people buy more crap—and watch porn.” —Bill Watkins, CEO of Seagate But I still say they’re the best hard drives.
Mostly for Dan: The new controller, in particular, gives the gamer unique control over their monkey’s balls.” —Sega creative director Matt Woodley, on the new Super Monkey Ball game for the Wii
“I would shut down Apple and give the shareholders their money back.” —Michael Dell, October 1997. “If Apple decides to open the Mac OS to others, we would be happy to offer it to our customers.” —Michael Dell, June 2005.
the fucking alpha cpp compiler seems to fuck up the goddam type “LPITEMIDLIST”, so to work around the fucking peice of shit compiler we pass the last param as an void *instead of a LPITEMIDLIST —Comments from the leaked Microsoft Windows 2000 source code, as reported by kuro5hin Incidentally, the first exploit based on the leaked source code has gone wild—there’s a bug in IE 5 which allows people to take over your machine remotely if you download an image file from their web site.
“You’re young, you’re drunk, you’re in bed, you have knives—shit happens.” —Angelina Jolie
“Life no more ceases to be funny when people die than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.” —George Bernard Shaw