Let’s go clubbing

“I’m convinced that this could be a big hit,” Norway’s new Fisheries Minister, Sven Ludvigsen told reporters, “and could be turned into an exclusive coastal experience for foreign tourists. It’s important to reduce the seal population along our coastline to restore balance, and our tourist industry needs a boost. So why shouldn’t we offer the experience of a lifetime to foreigners who want to go clubbing in the fjords?”