Revenge on telemarketers

The following is a transcript of a conversation between Bob, a telemarketer for a cemetary outside Louisville Kentucky, and phone prankster comedian Tom Mabe. Name of cemetary changed to protect the guilty. Mabe: Hello? Bob: Is Mr. or Mrs. Maybe in please? Mabe: This is Mr. Mabe. [Sounds of Mabe crying.] Bob: Hi, Mr. Mabe. This is Bob, and I’m calling to you from Evergreen Cemetary. How are you today?