Scholarly matters

I am in awe of Wikipedia’s compendious article regarding folk songs alleging Adolf Hitler’s monorchism. Even more amazing is the heated discussion regarding the copyright status of the lyrics and their possible commercial value. Ah, the Internet. This is what it’s for. Sure, the Encyclopedia Britannica is all well and good, but they would never give famous dead people’s testicles the scholarly treatment I was looking for. I am now genuinely a little more educated.

Nuts to your truck

One of the amazing things about America is that you can sell anything. No matter how dumb it is, there’s someone who’ll buy it, and someone who’ll sell it to you. Example: plastic testicles to hang on your truck.